remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
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u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
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PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
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