these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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