its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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