I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
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If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
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We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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