The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
You are a genius and a whore.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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