hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
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I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
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I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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