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If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
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She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
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You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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