Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
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I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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