Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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