Where is the hickey?
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
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I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
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Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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