I just made out with a guy for $7.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
