Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
