No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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