pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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