Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
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my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
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I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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