I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
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I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
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Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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