You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
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im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
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I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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