i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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