Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
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He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
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The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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