How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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