walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
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I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
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Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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