forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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