Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
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Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
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I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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