Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
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We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
should my penis look like a turkey
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
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sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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