she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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