Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize