He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
My pussy is not your playground.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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