theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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