I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I party with great urgency now.
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