i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
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We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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