he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
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We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
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I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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