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say what?
wanna hang out?
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
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you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
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He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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