So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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