He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
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he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
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Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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