are you so shy because you have an std?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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