Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
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Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
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You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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