Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(847): View more from Illinois

is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?

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(361): View more from Texas

Boobs. All I remember is boobs.

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(561): View more from Florida

I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that

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(209): View more from California

Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.

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(804): View more from Virginia

I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor

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