It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move