SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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