he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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