Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Randomize
