Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
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You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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