so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Say something about gay babies.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
where are you?
Hypothermia
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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