Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
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SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
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80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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