just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
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we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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