And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
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Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
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I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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