i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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