So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
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I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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