sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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