Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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