just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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