Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize
