I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
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You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
40s are totally the cure
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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