your parents love me but you hate me
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
You took a bar mat shot.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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